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This lady’s and gentlemen this is Matt Taylor. He is our local celebrity. Matt appeared on Sky One in a documentary about his toretts. In the documentary a psychologist helps Matt to overcome his ticks. After viewing this documentary I would say Matt has……Improved?! Chris and I both feel privileged to know such a role model. YOU GIVE US ALL HOPE MATT!
So in dedication to Matt Taylor, Chris and Sam thought he deserved his own spot of glory on our site, about what he does best (he says he does), Martial Arts....
This is Matt's easy guide, on how to 'stealth' your enemy....
We would also like to thank Wayman for being Matts dummy. God speed!
Matt's Previous Occupations.
Matt has had a whole line of job's such as - Local Celebrity, Working for Ministry Of Defence, SAS, Calvin Kleine underwear model?!, Teaching Karate, Appearing on Sky One in a documentary, MI5, Taxi Driver, Chef and even on the front line in Iraq and Gay icon (see guest book). As you can see he's had a lot of training in everything, and now has become a fill in body dubble in spooks, they call him the man with 1000 talents
Yes! I'm the man
and you better
believe it...
As simple as it looks. Matt shows us how to surprised your enemy and with as little force as possible, Simply twist their arm bak with your fingers!?!? Keep laughing Wayman.
take the picture while I'm posing guys.
Flex for the camera Matt. Can everyone see this no effort at all. You must be a pro Matt, I wouldn't fuck with you. In this Matt demonstrates how to put anyone at your mercy. Bit kinky ain't it?
wa??
Do you want
me to loosen
up abit?
Spread them wider Wayman...
Go on Wayman sort him out. Don't take that shit! Here we see Wayman's brutal side coming out in the form of a pathetic kick. At least your happy still Wayman. Here you also see Matt from the back 'trying' to grab Waymans leg.
This is Matt unleashing the demon. More like a dance move though. I think Wayman might be a bit scared now he's not as happy. Matt you're nothing but a bully put him down! I think he called this "herrderder".
I'm just going to
mount you Wayman...
Don't worry im a
professional
I think he's done ya Wayman just call it defeat and he didn't even need to take his snazzy glasses off. You've been beaten up by a celebrity what an achievement your a legend Wayman. By now your probably wondering why Wayman keeps laughing... It's because he has a paracetamol addiction, he can't feel fuck all!
Alright.
Yes! I'm The Man!
Quick! take the picture while
im in chest Flex
Do him Wayman. Use the Monkey technique. Or just nut him while he's in full flex pose
Would you take this
seriously, or i'm
gunna knock you the
fuck out....
And me.....Gurning out!
Luke having a serious moment.
Wayman just finding it funny as usuall
No! you can't give me head, I'm the director not you!
Matt has such a powerful kick he doesn't even need to touch you to harm you!! scary shit.
Wayman does actually look in pain. But Matts having fun and thats the main thing. Look at Matt's sock shoes... How cool are those?!
There my shoes Matt!....piss off!
Matt looks constipated rather than in pain. So luke decided to help with his fingers, a little brute force, and a squirt of Lube.
Is that flexed
e,e,e,enough?
Matt decided it was the apropriate time for his orgasm face.... so did luke!
Cheap shot by luke. And Matt said "No karate chops" thats ma' boy.
arrrgh.. Fuck yeah! SCHNELL!
I'm in the background NOT taking it seriously Matt, OH MY GOD!!
Matt's in pain i must of hurt him. But I'm bearly touching him. It's because im a stealth ninja watch your self. All that shit is real dust from Matt's sock's/shoe's.
What are we doing again???
By this time we'd all had enough of Matt's directing and jumped him. Unfortunate for me i was first and Wayman just....Watched. NICE ONE!
What you smiling
about? Churpy!
Luke didn't seem to be too indimidated by Matts comment.
If only you saw after this. Luke busted out into flying scirror kick and floored Matt then only to stamp on his head as he landed. But Matts a model so he didnt get hurt!
Ave that you
ssslag!
"Right luke here's where I kiss you" Announced Matt. "Go for it big boy, my lips are ready" replied luke. And with that the camera went off and Matt pissed himself, literally.
