Stay Signed In
Do you want to access your site more quickly on this computer? Check this box, and your username and password will be remembered for two weeks. Click logout to turn this off.
Stay Safe
Do not check this box if you are using a public computer. You don't want anyone seeing your personal info or messing with your site.
Chris's idols- Theirry Henry <<
THE MASTER.... DON VITO!!!
Theres nothing like all of us hanging about and just being the group it's cool. We have a good laugh most of the time especially when were kained which, is pretty much all the time. Most of the time we just sit around in certain 'hang out' spots.
I (sam) personally love the simspons i think it is the best cartoon ever invented it rocks! One of the reasons why i think its soo good is because its aimed at children aswell as adults but its really funny and i can watch the same episode more than once and laugh till i cum (obviously not that drastic but you get it).
Sam's favourite films....
Natural Born Killers (mickey and mallory are so hot)
Monty Pythons The Holy Grail and The Life Of Brian
Jet Li's The Legend Of The Red Dragon
A Clock Work Orange
All the Friday The 13th Films
Band Of Brothers
Rob Zombie House of 1000 Corpses
Chris's favourite films...
Windtalkers
American Pie 'The Wedding'
Nightmare On Elm Street
Band Of Brothers
Leon
The Pianist
Sam's Dislikes
OK who do I dislike and what I dislike well..... The French, Spanish, Asian, African, rain, dirt, MOSQUITO'S, Jordy's, marmite, my phone, the fact my phone can't send or recieve picture messages, liers, flies, French, vanity in others, owing money, having no money, having no Mary-J, the wind, computers telling me I'm wrong, do-gooders, fat people, French, annoying children, snobs, nat's, sand, hoovering, French, ants, wasps, ID's, the Pope, most major world religions, tobacco company's, annoying people, "popular" people, people who shout all the time, horse flies, American idiot, spots, smack heads, the desert, French, Shakespeare, weeds (obviously not ganja weed the other weed), barry boys, cyclists, jew-outs, cons, peadophiles (even though its the new craze), over sympathetic people, French, Did's, paranoia, did I mention the French?, freedom of speech (well I hate the fact we don't have freedom of speech), government, children in general, old people, poor people, ethnic minority's, political correctness, blinding lights, bad odours, shit, vague answers, couples all over each other, French, scroungers, playing poker for money, being bored, no tea, milk or sugar, wet clothes, fake metal, French, primitive tv (black and white), PEOPLE SPEAKING DOWN TO ME, losing in Manderin, politics, Tesco, them little bits of skin by your nail that peal off and kain, attention seekers, people who think their comedians well guess what your not!, expenses, identity fraud, screaming children and adults, french, rude people, arguementative people, THE CRAZY FROG, false people, intimidating people, bein too cold, work, washing up, house work in general (its a womans job), waiting, relying on others, those weird sticky outy moles old people get, touchy feely people, spastics and downies touching me (it's fucking weird) and I think that's about it.
People who sigh all the time... Just say it!
Those robot people who on the phone ask you to 'press 1 for this option' and after that 'press 2 for this'..... i just wanna speak to a human! Salad cream it's nasty. Branston pickle I hate that shit. Manchester United A.K.A Scum, rain, liers, rude indians, anchovies, lamb fat, pikeys, the wankers who will walk up and down the high street all day lookin at people, neighbours, friends the soap what a load of shit, shopping with woman, people with chips on there shoulders, daygo's, swans, coots, birdwatchers, dog walkers (if you have a lead fucking use it), blaggers, people who act like they need a smack in the mouth when pissed up, Ford KA, Bedford market, Up North, users, Muppets, white people dressing black, the card game snap becuase it's for simple people, loads of tourists, London underground, London traffic, shouting, bullying (unless called for), never seeing England win anything at Football, waiting for Arsenal to win the European Cup, Alex Ferguson (he thinks he's so great, well i have news for you mister sorry Sir Alex Ferguson, your teams past it!) Roy Keane, irish people (they just can't be trusted), owners who leave dog shit behind for fuck sake...pick it up!.... OH AND MUSLIMS, get out of our country and blow your own people up!!!
Funny Words
Aids, anal, ethnic, egg, moist, asian, warts.
Jokes
A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"
The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"
History: Arsenal FC was formed by workers at the Woolwich Arsenal Armament Factory in 1886.
The Club began life playing under the name of Dial Square.
The name Royal Arsenal was adopted shortly afterwards.
For a time the club played mainly friendly matches or took part in local cup competitions but in 1891 the club turned professional and changed its name to Woolwich Arsenal.
The Gunners - as they are affectionately known - joined the Football League in 1893.
Favourite TV Programmes
Viva La Bam - it fucking rocks, everyone should watch it...... all hail 'DON VITO', you are the man!
Big Brother, you may think it's sad, but I dont give a fuck, I love it!
Trailer Park Boys, new show on paramount comedy, WATCH IT!!!
Ghetto Home Page...
