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In Paxton we like to do many things such as play cards, sit around, get bored, play more cards loose money to nordberg, talk about Dan Austin (cos he is AMAZING).
heres just a few games.
SHIT HEAD (the card game)
Lets start with the wild cards and what they do
2- this can be laid on anything apart from a 9. 2 basically starts the pack from 0 again so the next person can lay anything.
7- this can be laid on anything apart from a 9. if a 7 is laid down, it means the next person has to lay a card lower than a 7 so anything from 2-8.
8- this is known as an invisible card (spooky ai?) this can be laid on anything and basically its invisible to the card underneath is the card you have to beat.
9- right this rule most people find hard. 9 can be laid on anything from a 2-6 so anything lower than it apart from a 7 because 7 means lower than a 7 and 9 isn't lower than a 7. If u lay a 9 the next person has to lay a 9,8 0r 10. this keeps goin round untill someone picks up or cancels the pack.
10- this can be laid on anything and it cancels the pack so if you lay it on they pack no matter how many cards are there it burns the whole pack there. which means you turn the pack over so no can see the cards and you no longer play with them cards in that game. and its your go again because you burnt the pile.
Heres how you play SHIT HEAD the card game. 9 cards a dealt to each player 3 facing down which are called your blind cards (IMPORTANT NO ONE LOOK AT THESE 3 CARDS) then three cards are laid ontop of the 3 cards face up so everyone can see them, so you have 6 cards. then 3 more cards a given to everyone but face down so you end up with 9 cards. pick the 6 cards up NOT THE BLIND CARDS and lay 3 cards ontop of the blind cards, preferably the wild cards remember 2,7,8,9 and 10. dont worry if you still have good cards in your hand they may be handy.
cards you play in your hand. Remember always have 3
blind cards underneath. Dont look at them!
To start the game the lowest card starts so 3 hearts would start if no one has it then it goes up in suit untill someone has the lowest card e.g. 3 hearts, 3 diamonds, 3 spades or 3 clubs. Is the order of suit it doesnt matter if no one has a 3 it can be any card but it has to be the lowest. If you have more than one of the card you can lay them both down. Now the game has started dont worry about suits because it doesnt matter just lay either the same of higher unless its a 7 then you have to lay lower. everytime you throw a card(s) onto the pile you must pick up the amount you threw away untill the pile is gone to pick up from. you can lay more than one card at a time aslong as they are the same card eg jacks. if you cannot go such as there is a jack and it is your go and you dont have any wild card such as 2,7,8 or 10. you must pick up the pack then the persons go it was before you who made you pick up takes another go. if you have more than 3 cards in your hand you do not have to pick up when laying one down untill you have 3 left.
The pack which, you pick up from
The pack where you lay your cards
My foot
Eventually the pack will go then when all the cards in your hand are gone move onto the cards ontop of your blind cards then once they are gone you pick ONE blind card up and see if you can put it down if you can go put it down if you cant pick up the pack. Next persons go then it gets back round to you again eventually pick another blind card up if you can go put it down if not pick up the pack and you keep going untill you get out the last person left is the SHIT HEAD.
IT SOUNDS COMPLEX BUT U'LL GET THE HANG OF IT.
burnt pile. all the cards have gone from the pack which, is why there isnt a pack but most of the time you have both.
CUTTING YOUR WRISTS (it's a bit gothic)
Right heres how to cut your wrists. If your sad enough to do it gutted! But if your guna do it please do it right think of the person to find you they'll be traumatised already.
Get a knife and cut down a vain/arterie because it's much much harder to repair now go my child go and commit mass suicide he he he. (DO NOT PIN THIS SHIT ON ME IF YOU DO IT OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW DOES IT, IT'S THEIR OWN STUPID FAULT GROW UP)
Catch
This game is as basic as you think. The idea of the game is catch the ball but you have 3 life lines. If you do not manage to catch the ball you loose a life line if you end up with no life lines your out.
